Sunday, September 27, 2009

Why Do I Want to Cheat on My Wife?

Let's get this out of the way first.  I imagine this will be the most common question people will be asking me as they read this blog over the coming months/years.  Why?

Reason 1: Because I can.  I'm a guy and guys like sex.  Guys like sex with hot, young women who are not their wives.  This makes me an asshole, but I'm cool with that.  I'm young and a good looking man.  I have to get it while it's good.

Reason 2: 75lbs.  This is the approximate amount of weight my wife has gained since we got married.  The amount of sex has declined as her weight has increased.  Yuck.

Reason 3: It beats getting divorced.  I have kids, I have car payments and whatever else my wife has managed to spend money on.  I like the kids, I like the car and I don't want my life to turn to shit just because I want to be single.  Trust me, being single sucks.  You rarely get laid, you have to take women out on dates... that blows.  When women know I'm married they have to accept it's only about sex or just be disappointed.

Didn't I read somewhere that 50% of spouses cheat?  That means if I'm not cheating my wife will.

Those three reasons compounded quickly.  You probably won't find an single one of them acceptable as a reason to cheat.  Well, screw you.  It's my blog and not yours.

1 comment:

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